Adventures of Abbie Burgess

May 26 2012 ∞

Those days that you have when you feel like complete shit. I feel fat and ugly. My legs are too fat, my stomachs not flat, my nose is fucking odd. Feeling like everyone’s second choice atm. I’ll never be anyone’s first, hello number 2.

May 24 2012 ∞

Anonymous asked: i made $150 today on tumblrtasks(.)com check it out but dont tell anyone about it

Delightful.

May 23 2012 ∞

(Source: makebelievethati-impress, via leakinglaughter)

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living-magically: lol oh The horse is just like “what’re you doing down there silly? I’m supposed to go over the jump not you lol silly human”

living-magically:

lol oh

The horse is just like “what’re you doing down there silly? I’m supposed to go over the jump not you lol silly human”

(Source: vickaf, via horseriderproblems)

May 22 2012 ∞

Scott ftw!
Bored? This can make you happy.  

(Source: excusemeijustlovewheezy, via leakinglaughter)

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(via leakinglaughter)

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(Source: younghollywoodcelebs, via prettiestinpinkness)

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Use of Profanity With Age

  • 8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
  • 18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.

May 21 2012 ∞

whotles:

bossuspain:

savethewales:

Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.

OOC: LAUGHING SO HARD IT HUUUURRTSSS

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN

(via martyrdom-or-suicide)

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